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THE DEFEATIST

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Hey there! Long time no see.

I have been away, and for that I apologise. Time ran away with me, as did my enthusiasm for the internet. However, I have returned and am pleased to say that with me comes a renewed vigour for all things shiny and awesome.

Sadly, I have outgrown this small space on the internet and all of my tremendously fascinating thoughts, rants and witticisms can no longer be housed here.

My use of the internet has changed, it's all tiny chunks of information and momentary detail, we have become gadfly from the future for whom everything is transient. I'm not saying that blogging is dead, good writing will always survive, I'm just saying that things like Twitter are slowly pissing on what was once a raging inferno.

As my Grandfather once said to me, 'When you are faced with a tidal wave of piss, sometimes life works better if you go with the flow', and at the moment we are facing one hundred and forty drips of urine per second.

In the meantime thanks for your participation, this has been a fine start. I will leave these pages up for a while (to let the flow adjust), but soon it will become just another ghost.

ANYWAY...I am off to the land of stumbling and tumbling, with a BRAND new blog and a SHINY new look.

You can find me and all of the exciting things that come along with that at;
www.thedefeatist.co.uk

It's just about as awesome as you can get in a browser, and you my friend will totally fucking LOVE IT.

Spread the word, and see you in the RSS.

Tom

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Neurosonicacalifragilisticexpialidocious

Posted by TheBetaMale in ,
Good Day!

Now watch this...A video project from Neurosonical Audiomedical Labs. Inc.

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The heads belong to the Scratch Perverts and the talent belongs to director Chris Cairns - find out more about everything here.

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I Hate This Tree

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I'm not in the habit of posting trailers, but this has been buzzing around my head for a few days. I wasn't that impressed with the teaser from a few months ago and then I watched this...



Now that I have composed myself, I am officially excited.

Since we are on a Spike Jonze tip...check this out and make sure to stay till the end.


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You've Got A Head Full Of Feathers

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This video is older than the sea, but I was reminded of it just moments ago and thought it would sit nicely, here on my mantelpiece.

This is a beautiful song, the sound of Summer gently fading to Autumn.



Plus you get to see a bit of mischievous Yorke AND I believe the cameramen were Adam & Joe (from the radio) which is worth a mention if nothing else.

Good Day!

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A Deconstructive Study In How Not To Entertain

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Lists, we love them don't we.

Everywhere you look these days there is a list in some form or another all because;
1 People have short attention spans
2 People like instant gratification
3 People like to agree and/or disagree with other's opinions
4 People like order

Look, there was another list, right before your very eyes, hidden in plain sight, waiting to jump out from behind a web page and shiv you with it's wild claims.

On that note, let me introduce you to the first of two pieces carved from my own word mound, which the fine folks at Den Of Geek have seen fit to publish.

The 10 Worst Comic-Book Adaptations of All-Time

It is undeniably a list, although I shunned the convention of numbering, because if something is truly terrible and deserves to be on a list like that then a rank is arbitrary.

Now, whilst it didn't break anything, it certainly roughed-up some areas of the internet and it's shiny Armani suit, leaving it with knee bruising and sore opinions, but maybe a little wiser and with a bittersweet, yet crooked smile.


The Internet BEFORE the List



The Internet AFTER the List


Once that was written up I spent much of my time glaring woefully at the internet wondering what was happening to my youth and dreams of the outside world. I soon snapped out of it though and was forming nouns, verbs and adjectives into ill conceived sentences,quicker than you can say opinionated man-child.

After further wrangling, words became paragraphs and they were soon converted into on-screen data that shall henceforth be known as my review of Brave & The Bold: Without Sin.

The book is very much a tale of two halves and my thought on it went a little something like this...

The Brave And The Bold has a long history and comes with the tinted spectacles that only years of nostalgia can bring. Its original run spanned 30 years, a team-up book which brought disparate characters from the DC universe together in new and unusual adventures. Over the course of its history, many famous creators have tenured, most notably Neal Adams, with his storylines from the Sixties/Seventies setting a standard for many years to come. Most recently, Mark Waid revived the title and has just finished a popular run, which returned to the nostalgia and fun inherent to team-up format. Waid’s departure posed questions as to the future direction of this book and is where Without Sin picks up.

In the eponymous story from writer David Hine and artist Doug Braithwaite, The Green Lantern, Phantom Stranger,and later Green Arrow, band together to investigate the plight of a severely crippled girl named Cora who lives in a sinister orphanage. Of course, she is no ordinary little girl. She has mysterious powers and a dark message buried deep within her subconscious and attempting to discover the truth leads two of the team off-planet and far from earth. It is there they meet an alien, known ominously as The Purge, who is committing mass-genocide in the name of spiritual purity. This intergalactic mass-murderer, his connection to Cora and unpleasantness at the orphanage leads to a finale where the fate of all mankind hangs in the balance.

Gosh, it's about to get exciting isn't it...Dare you read on? Well yes, it'll be fine, honest.

Just go and check out the rest of it, right now.

That's all for now, but I hope you like the new fancy-dan look, blog templates - I spit in your eye! Also, keep a look out for the all-new twitterfeed (which you should see somewhere on the right-hand side) as that is where I tend to whine and link in the most consistent fashion.

Have a week.

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Fauxtown

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Psychologically obsessed with the reverberations and harmonies in this cover of a New Holiday's track by Mayer Hawthorne. So thought it might be worth the best part of a second post in 2 days.

Enjoy it while you can.

At the moment Betamale is like a bus, you expect one, but 2 or three turn up at once...



...all full of win!

You can download this magic here.

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Bust A Cap!

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As per-usual I have been terrifically busy and unable to post the most basic sentences or even half-hearted,half-stolen videos on this faded tart which I call a blog.



Look, I know you are disappointed but I thought that this time around I might give you the heads up on some glorious magic which I have woven with a variety of vowels and consonants. It's on the subject of Captain America and the latest instalment of his exciting adventures The Man Without A Face and can be found on the equally exciting Den Of Geek.



Hey. Stop That! You'll like it I promise, have a taste...

Captain America is an icon to millions of people, the figurehead of an entire nation's values and virtues, a bastion of hope, bravery, honesty and heroism; a character who has been around so long that he once, lest we forget, punched Hitler in the mouth. So, in what some might describe as a bold move, one day not so long ago, writer Ed Brubaker killed him.



To be specific, he had him shot on the steps of a courthouse, then replaced him with his long lost sidekick, James Bucky Barnes, who hadn't been seen since he was blown into several hundred pieces over the Atlantic. However, Bucky survived, only to be captured (and thoroughly brainwashed) by the Russians. Subsequently, they made him work for many years under the guise of the mercenary Winter Soldier, until his rediscovery and rehabilitation courtesy of Steve Rogers. If you combine all these elements with a plot, years in the making, to overthrow the US government by the dastardly Red Skull, then you have one of the most talked about and exciting story-lines in modern mainstream comics.

So what do you do next?


Woo Hoo! Now that you have stopped being so glum, do yourselves ALL a favour and go read the rest of this fantastical, wordy gold dust, right here .

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